The toasty torpedo commercial tells the story of a guys relationship with an oven. The oven wants the guy to make another sandwich, but the guy says no since he's "burned". It IS a real commercial, yet sick and truely wrong. If you wish to watch such a disturbing video, go on youtube and type in "toasty torpedo commercial". BTW, it's from Quiznos. I respected Quiznos and there toasted subs, but now my life has changed dramatically. This experience has told me to never eat at Quiznos. EVER!
-Emi (who hates Quiznos)
P.S. My life didn't change THAT much.