Remind Taylor of The Chair
|Subject: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 1st 2010, 6:58 pm|| |
Its usually my job to remind Taylor of the chair, but if u want 2 when I'm not around, let me know. you will get payed!
|Subject: seriously? March 1st 2010, 9:47 pm|| |
yu are seriously making this a job....um wow...now im scared!
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 1st 2010, 10:01 pm|| |
Revenge of The Chair (sequel 2 The Chair)
Chair: Come, young Taylor.
Taylor: whatever. i will never obey u chair.
Chair: its too late for that. COME!
Chair: This is my pad, yo!
Taylor: Its dum.
Chair: My time for revenge has come.
*pudding falls on tay*
Taylor: u must die!
Chair: I cannot die, Miss Hill. For I am a chair.
Taylor: Miss Hill? WTG!?
Chair: Yes Taylor Renee Hill. It is time for more revenge.
end of part 1
What will happen?
will the chair get revenge?
will taylor die?
all these questions will be answered in the next part
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 2nd 2010, 8:10 pm|| |
Chair: Lets have stir fry. *ties Taylor to a chair*
Chair: Yeah. There IS chicken involved. I'm sorry, Miss Hill.
Tay: U idiot! I am not Miss Hill!
Chair: Just eat the stir fry or die!
Tay: Whatever. *eats stir fry*
Chair: Now, time for some cheesecake.
Tay: OH GOD WHY ME?!
Chair: Yes, Taylor. Blueberry cheesecake.
Tay: PLEASE NO!!??
Chair: Too late now. *forces Taylor to eat cheesecake*
Chair: Time for the worst revenge of all... HAVE A NICE, COLD ORANGE JUICE!!!
Tay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!!
Tay: *drinks juice* I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!
Chair: Time for muffins. *throws muffin at Taylor*
Taylor escaped the torturous chair a few days later. The chair got the death sentence in 1985. Taylor died at age 76 in a nursing home in Canada. Before the chairs death sentence, his other victum was Katie.
Last edited by Popsicle on March 5th 2010, 9:20 pm; edited 1 time in total
|Subject: wat do yu mean? March 2nd 2010, 9:35 pm|| |
I LOVE CHEEZCAKE! AND I LOVE ORANGE JUICE!
i like the epilouge, ALLELUIA THE CHAIR IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 2nd 2010, 9:35 pm|| |
yeah for now
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 3rd 2010, 6:20 pm|| |
Since I don't want u 2 die
I will make part 3 and 4.
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|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 3rd 2010, 6:27 pm|| |
Part 3: The Chair Returns After a Few Years
Chair: I'm back, Miss Hill.
Taylor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'm calling the police!
Chair: You can't. I burned all of your electronics.
Taylor: Idiot. *pulls out marshmellow gun*
Chair: What are u gonna do with that?
Taylor: Something I should've done a long time ago! *shoots marshmellow at chair*
Chair: Ow. I am in pain.
Chair: But I have ice cream and cake!
Taylor: Oh god help me!!!!
Chair: Die. *throws ice cream and cake*
Taylor: (dying) O-o-oh nooooo!!!! The pain! IT BURNS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Chair: Ice cream and cake and cake! Ice cream and cake do the ice cream and cake.
Part 4 is the final part
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 3rd 2010, 9:02 pm|| |
Part 4: The Final Scene (epicness begins... NOW!)
Taylor: I'm escaping out the window. *escapes out window*
Chair: DANG IT!!!
Taylor: I have to get out of this place!!!
Chair: There she is.
Taylor: I can no longer run!!!!!
Chair: YES! THERE YOU ARE! YOU AE CORNERED NOW, MISS TAYLOR RENEE HILL OF GRANGER!
Taylor: Please stop! I can't do anything anymore!
Chair: Nope. I'm walking CLOSER.
Taylor: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO MORE!!! *kicks chair*
Chair: Nice try, but I have an Apple computer and I'm not afraid to use it!
Taylor: DON'T DO IT!!! PLEASE DON'T DO IT!
Chair: *goes on Facebook* That's right. I'm making you a Facebook account.
Taylor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS TORTURE!!!
Chair: I'm done. Your username is "TayTayHill".
Taylor: WHY ME?!
Chair: Now for the worst thing of all. Be prepared!
Taylor: Okay, I have to do this for my country.
Chair: I'm a juicebox hero, proud and free! A juicebox hero full of Vitamin C!
Taylor: NOOOOOO!!! *dies*
Taylor: (narrating ending) I'd like to believe that all the chairs I knew were innocent, but I know that the chair changed my life permanently. Forever.
Starrring: The Chair and Taylor Hill
By: Emily Gall
|Subject: o well im dead March 4th 2010, 7:47 pm|| |
*is dead* i had a tortured life...WAT A TRAGEDY!!!! well im going to do watever it is dead people do, so bye!
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 4th 2010, 8:04 pm|| |
i'll come to your funeral with lots of pie, water, champain, and white roses
I miss you already
rest in peace, taylor!!! *********************
July 29,1997-March 5, 2010
Rest in Peace and Harmony
Last edited by Popsicle on March 5th 2010, 4:35 pm; edited 1 time in total
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 4th 2010, 9:45 pm|| |
This is actually Emi, I'm jus trying something.
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 4th 2010, 9:52 pm|| |
Okay I'm trying to figure out how 2 ban people.(ban= DanteD.) (ban days= 2 hours)
Just a test.
Last edited by Popsicle on March 9th 2010, 6:12 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : i wanted to really badly. is that a problem? i don't care if it is.)
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 9th 2010, 8:06 pm|| |
Ill tell you. First go to the admin panel and scroll down until you see a list with all the members names. Click on Dante's. Then Scroll down to the bottom and you will see a section called something to the affect of "Ban Member" Then type in how many days (100 is a good starting number) and the reason. Then click save and wall-ah! you have now banned somebody!
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 9th 2010, 8:10 pm|| |
|Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 11th 2010, 7:12 am|| |
LOL cant wait till dante sees this!heeheehee!
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