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Guest Guest
| Subject: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 1st 2010, 6:58 pm | |
| Its usually my job to remind Taylor of the chair, but if u want 2 when I'm not around, let me know. you will get payed! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: seriously? March 1st 2010, 9:47 pm | |
| yu are seriously making this a job....um wow...now im scared! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 1st 2010, 10:01 pm | |
| Revenge of The Chair (sequel 2 The Chair) Part 1 Chair: Come, young Taylor. Taylor: whatever. i will never obey u chair. Chair: its too late for that. COME! Taylor: whatever. Chair: This is my pad, yo! Taylor: Its dum. Chair: My time for revenge has come. Taylor: wtg Chair: HHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! Taylor: ? Chair: O! *pudding falls on tay* Taylor: u must die! Chair: I cannot die, Miss Hill. For I am a chair. Taylor: Miss Hill? WTG!? Chair: Yes Taylor Renee Hill. It is time for more revenge. end of part 1 *SUSPENSE* What will happen? will the chair get revenge? will taylor die? all these questions will be answered in the next part |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 2nd 2010, 7:51 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 2nd 2010, 8:10 pm | |
| Part 2
Chair: Lets have stir fry. *ties Taylor to a chair* Tay: NOOOOOOOOO!!!! Chair: Yeah. There IS chicken involved. I'm sorry, Miss Hill. Tay: U idiot! I am not Miss Hill! Chair: Just eat the stir fry or die! Tay: Whatever. *eats stir fry* Chair: Now, time for some cheesecake. Tay: OH GOD WHY ME?! Chair: Yes, Taylor. Blueberry cheesecake. Tay: PLEASE NO!!?? Chair: Too late now. *forces Taylor to eat cheesecake* Tay: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Chair: Time for the worst revenge of all... HAVE A NICE, COLD ORANGE JUICE!!! Tay: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HAVE MERCY!!!! Chair: Never. Tay: *drinks juice* I CAN'T LIVE LIKE THIS!!!! Chair: Time for muffins. *throws muffin at Taylor* Tay: Owie.
Epilouge: Taylor escaped the torturous chair a few days later. The chair got the death sentence in 1985. Taylor died at age 76 in a nursing home in Canada. Before the chairs death sentence, his other victum was Katie.
Last edited by Popsicle on March 5th 2010, 9:20 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: wat do yu mean? March 2nd 2010, 9:35 pm | |
| I LOVE CHEEZCAKE! AND I LOVE ORANGE JUICE! i like the epilouge, ALLELUIA THE CHAIR IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 2nd 2010, 9:35 pm | |
| yeah for now |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 3rd 2010, 6:18 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 3rd 2010, 6:20 pm | |
| Since I don't want u 2 die I will make part 3 and 4.
Last edited by Popsicle on March 5th 2010, 9:20 pm; edited 3 times in total |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 3rd 2010, 6:27 pm | |
| Part 3: The Chair Returns After a Few Years
Chair: I'm back, Miss Hill. Taylor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I'm calling the police! Chair: You can't. I burned all of your electronics. Taylor: Idiot. *pulls out marshmellow gun* Chair: What are u gonna do with that? Taylor: Something I should've done a long time ago! *shoots marshmellow at chair* Chair: Ow. I am in pain. Taylor: Yay. Chair: But I have ice cream and cake! Taylor: Oh god help me!!!! Chair: Die. *throws ice cream and cake* Taylor: (dying) O-o-oh nooooo!!!! The pain! IT BURNS!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Chair: Ice cream and cake and cake! Ice cream and cake do the ice cream and cake.
Part 4 is the final part |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 3rd 2010, 9:02 pm | |
| Part 4: The Final Scene (epicness begins... NOW!)
Taylor: I'm escaping out the window. *escapes out window* Chair: DANG IT!!! Outside... Taylor: I have to get out of this place!!! Chair: There she is. Later... Taylor: I can no longer run!!!!! Chair: YES! THERE YOU ARE! YOU AE CORNERED NOW, MISS TAYLOR RENEE HILL OF GRANGER! Taylor: Please stop! I can't do anything anymore! Chair: Nope. I'm walking CLOSER. Taylor: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NO MORE!!! *kicks chair* Chair: Nice try, but I have an Apple computer and I'm not afraid to use it! Taylor: DON'T DO IT!!! PLEASE DON'T DO IT! Chair: *goes on Facebook* That's right. I'm making you a Facebook account. Taylor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THIS IS TORTURE!!! Chair: I'm done. Your username is "TayTayHill". Taylor: WHY ME?! Chair: Now for the worst thing of all. Be prepared! Taylor: Okay, I have to do this for my country. Chair: I'm a juicebox hero, proud and free! A juicebox hero full of Vitamin C! Taylor: NOOOOOO!!! *dies*
Taylor: (narrating ending) I'd like to believe that all the chairs I knew were innocent, but I know that the chair changed my life permanently. Forever.
Ending Credits:
Starrring: The Chair and Taylor Hill By: Emily Gall |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: o well im dead March 4th 2010, 7:47 pm | |
| *is dead* i had a tortured life...WAT A TRAGEDY!!!! well im going to do watever it is dead people do, so bye! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 4th 2010, 8:04 pm | |
| i'll come to your funeral with lots of pie, water, champain, and white roses I miss you already rest in peace, taylor!!! ********************* Taylor Hill July 29,1997-March 5, 2010 Rest in Peace and Harmony **********************
Last edited by Popsicle on March 5th 2010, 4:35 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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Taylor H Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 4th 2010, 9:45 pm | |
| This is actually Emi, I'm jus trying something. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 4th 2010, 9:52 pm | |
| Okay I'm trying to figure out how 2 ban people.(ban= DanteD.) (ban days= 2 hours)
Just a test.
Last edited by Popsicle on March 9th 2010, 6:12 pm; edited 2 times in total (Reason for editing : i wanted to really badly. is that a problem? i don't care if it is.) |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 9th 2010, 8:06 pm | |
| Ill tell you. First go to the admin panel and scroll down until you see a list with all the members names. Click on Dante's. Then Scroll down to the bottom and you will see a section called something to the affect of "Ban Member" Then type in how many days (100 is a good starting number) and the reason. Then click save and wall-ah! you have now banned somebody! |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 9th 2010, 8:10 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Remind Taylor of The Chair March 11th 2010, 7:12 am | |
| LOL cant wait till dante sees this!heeheehee! |
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