Apple sucks because:
1. Named after the most boring fruit to ever exist.
2. iPhones are for people that need APs to order chinese food.
3. iPods are just lame.
4. the iPad is unless when you can just use paper.
5. iTouch just sounds sick and wrong.
6. I don't think anyone knows what "i" means.
7. Apple has 2 names (Macintosh and Apple) which makes it very complicated.